Uma has a world full of questions: How can I save my home from being sold? Will my dad ever start talking again? And how do alpacas get drunk? But since her mum died, Uma's life has been short on answers. Until one day she finds a mysterious Bluetooth earpiece that answers all of them. Uma suddenly has the answer to every question she can imagine. She's going to save her home and her father! 9+ The hilarious and moving new book from funny fiction superstar Sam Copeland.